The Omega staff listened to student conversations in the hallway and selected ones that “best” described our student population.
Ω “I am only failing one class, so it is not that bad.”
Ω “Are you dressed up for the Bears? No, I am dressed up for the baes.”
Ω “I will share my macaroni and cheese with you anytime, unless it has bacon it. Then, I am never sharing it with you.”
Ω “The club is not going up today.”
Ω “That girl sounded like a dying whale.”
Ω “But, what if all my sweaters are ugly?”
Ω “Five more days until I get to hibernate.”
Ω “I’d rather eat worms than study for finals over break.”