The Omega staff listened to student conversations in the hallway and selected ones that “best” described our student population.
Ω “I’m an aide in the attendance office, so I can do whatever I want.”
Ω “My mom said that my new haircut makes me look like Dora the Explorer.”
Ω “Hopefully, my parents don’t find out about my grades.”
Ω “It’s icy cold in here, just like my heart.”
Ω “I am going to go vegetarian and eat meat every so often, but not a lot.”
Ω “There’s this guy on my bus and he smells like a legit armpit.”
Ω “I have earned 100 medals but I have 101. . . dalmatians.”