Ω “I’m gonna be the next Pope.”
Ω “I think I’d have a better shot at Taylor Swift.”
Ω “I’m a big fan of that 2 man.”
Ω “Is it a physical or emotional shell on his back?”
Ω “His backpack is the most 3D thing I have ever seen.”
Ω “OMG woke police??”
Ω “That is good, write that in the will.”
Ω “It’s okay that she won’t talk to me – her prom dress is ugly.”
Ω “Once I get a nose job my life will be perfect.”
Ω “That is what my aura ring told me.”
Ω “This is a concerning level of cooked.”
Ω “I am trying to think of anything funny to say.”
Ω “Y’all don’t make me cry – I didn’t even like going here.”
Ω “You are violating that orange.”
Ω “Don’t think, just speak.”
Ω “I can’t just be funny on command.”
Ω “You are not putting that in hallway chatter.”
Ω “Your favorite war says a lot about a person.”
Ω “I think my therapist hypnotized me…”
Ω “Do you guys ever take pictures with your brain?”
Ω “It’s crazy how the parked cars don’t move.”
Ω “No it is okay I also just hear voices.”
Ω “Have you seen his dead body?”