Ω “Wait, so when you subtract stuff it’ll add right?”

Ω “My favorite Youtube video is Szymanski Core.”

Ω “I kind of like that pink better because it’s more of a trustworthy pink.”

Ω “My children are my evil spawns.”

Ω “Some days I just want to delete my hair.”

Ω “Can a man not just ponder in his lap?”

Ω “Was Karate Kid based off the Unit Circle?”

Ω “I have butterflies thinking about the pacer.”

Ω “That’s Helen Keller… no wait that’s Rosa Parks.”

Ω “Personally, I don’t want to use a refurbished note card.”

Ω “Excuse me, I have to go lurk around.”

Ω “This guy used to be so hot in high school, now look at him….”

Ω “I don’t want to be a cute witch, I want to be a witch that eats babies.”

Ω “Her bones are braille.”

Ω “That class is full of smart people. Why am I in it?”

Ω “I’m with him first period. Imagine seeing that face first thing in the morning.”

Ω “If I didn’t have to go to school, I would never be sick.”

Ω “You don’t understand what thinny means.”

Ω “I don’t like chocolate even though I’m chocolate.”

Ω “There are so many ugly people in my class, it’s a hard watch.”

Ω “In what world is he not the hottest man in the world?”